Gift goes down.
Put the present in the middle of the foil. Precision is optional.
How it works
Wrapping should not need a tutorial. Put the gift down, pull the foil around it and scrunch it into shape. Done.
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No scissors. No tape. No fuss. Just scrunch it.
The entire technique
No measuring. No neat corners. No hunting for the end of the Sellotape while your patience slowly disappears.
Put the present in the middle of the foil. Precision is optional.
Bring the foil around the gift. Box, bottle, football, teddy bear, whatever.
The foil holds its shape. The crinkles are not a mistake, they are the whole point.

The awkward stuff
Traditional paper likes nice square boxes. F*** Wrapping does not care what shape your present is.
You are not trying to make foil look like perfect paper. Scrunch it, crease it and let it look intentionally crinkled. That is why there are no corners to get wrong.
Good. Pick a colour, put the scissors back in the drawer and get on with your life.
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