Drop it.
Put the present in the middle of the foil.
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F***
Wrapping.
Just scrunch it.
Put the gift down. Pull the foil around it. Scrunch. Done. No neat corners, no scissors and no tape.
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No scissors. No tape. No fuss. Just scrunch it.
Three steps. That's it.
Wrapping should not need a tutorial. F*** Wrapping is designed to make the job almost impossible to get wrong.
Pull it.
Bring the foil up and around whatever awkward thing you bought.
Scrunch it.
Press it into place. The crinkles are supposed to be there.
Pick your poison.
Four base colours. One set. Zero wrapping skills required.
The awkward stuff
This is what it is for.
Plain, opaque foil. No logo printed across the gift. Just proper crinkled aluminium doing the job.
Wrap the stuff that normally makes you swear.
Football. Teddy. Bottle. Trainers. Weird-shaped toy. The crinkles are the finish, not the failure.
Looks like you tried.You didn't.
F*** wrapping.
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